The Heir

Alas, Mom and Dad couldn’t stand to watch their firstborn be stripped of a title by an unfortunate but rather lovely set of breasts. The cameras started rolling, and Dad began the Report with an update about an approaching trade agreement with New Asia. Osten had left the door open, and Mom and Dad walked in to find all their children together. God, for being God, but mostly for making a world where things like kittens wearing bowties are a reality.