I'm Glad My Mom Died

And much like the video remains the same every time it’s played, so too do Mom’s comments. Dustin says Mom’s a hoarder, but Mom says she just likes to preserve the memories of things. It’s not just that she’s a bitter old woman dryly airing her grievances with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth, which would be funny at least. If those bits got on her autograph booklet, Little Bailey would be forever changed.