Meet the Newmans

Ted or Tad, she couldn’t remember, because he was no one she would ever be attracted to in real life. But if he was about to receive life-altering news, he’d prefer it if Guy were there. “Shepherd Newman,” his father began. She marched to the nearest pay phone, where she called Sydney and told him that all future articles purporting to be written by her must be run past her first. Dinah drops the phone and starts to race about the house, one shoe on, searching for its mate, finally settling for two shoes that don’t match—one heel, one flat.